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Free-Style Runner New
Written by Katie Long   
I finally decided to join a dating site after being dumped for the 3rd time in a year! :( I got chatting to this nice guy, he seemed nice, he described himself as 5ft 10inches, from the photo's he looked decent, his hobbies included free style running, athletics and earns £32,000 a year as an I.T guy. He was 21, I was 18 at the time. After a while we decided to meet up, he asked me to meet him by our local train station! When I arrived he was 15 minutes late, but that wasn't my only dissapointment! Who was to approach me all sweaty, but a scrawny weedy chav! He said "ar ew katy, sorry i is late like i ad to go ome an av sum nosh like". If that sentence wasn't enough ther was alot more wrong! I managed to find out that : a) He was 17 b) He didn't have a job c) (The best one ever!) he was 5ft 2inches (i am 5ft 5inches) d) It looked like the most exercise this boy had ever had was running away from police e) He swore! Alot! After chatting for like 20 minutes, still outside the train station(!), I made an excuse and tried to leave, he said "ohh orite en see ew later en" and then he grabs the back of my head and sticks his tounge down my throat, so I shoved him away and literally ran for my life to the nearest bus and hopped on! I never returned to that site! I am still single, but I'm enjoying my freedom while i can :)


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mr lova lova himself New
Written by Luce   
On my third date with Mr Lova Lova Himself (yes I'm beginning to wonder why I managed to make it to 3 dates) we decided to go to a local bar. After ordering our drinks we sat down and began to chat. During this I realised a plasma screen above my head where my dates eyes kept wandering. After pointing this out I asked could we possibly move seats so I could maybe have a conversation with him and not myself. So we moved to another table and when he went to the toilet I got us more drinks...even the bar man had noticed the frosty atmosphere with a passing comment of "if this is your first date don't see him again". I smiled and sat back down. When Mr Lova Lova Himself got back he began to talk about how good looking he thought he was..."I mean I'm a good looking guy I can dress, I'm not ugly, I know I'm not, I always get good looking girls and would never go for an ugly one...looks are really important and anyone that says otherwise is talking sh1t". I sat quite gobsmacked that he obviously didnt realise that personality does account for quite a lot and he clearly lacked in it. I then asked the question "so basically you think you're better looking than most people including people you take on dates" to which he replied yes... I probed further "so basically you think you're more attractive than me.." Again the answer was yes followed by " I would definately say I'm more attractive than you". Surprisingly I was shocked at this reply, don't know why, I should have been basking in the fact I being 'ugly' was allowed in his company. So without word I got up, lifted my handbag and the barman smiled at me as I walked out...


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